1. selflubricatinganus:

    It’s a fucking crime that I didn’t get this point

    (via charlesxavierofficial)

  2. spookyscandal:

    can i make it any more obvious?

    (Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via symptomsofinsanity)


  4. coralisbadillo:


    When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.


    #this chicken is dangerous

    (via thedemondean)

  5. How to look at your friend platonically: A book absolutely not written by Erik Lehnsherr

    (Source: erikloser, via charlesxavierofficial)

  6. maghrabiyya:

    this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s

    i’m sorry we have failed you

    (Source: fybacktothefuture, via thedemondean)

  7. (Source: vaginageorge, via laughbitches)

  8. ewkcupid:




    But why

    Fuck man, this is a whole new level…

    What body part is that…

    The body part that will never know the touch of a woman.

    (via laughbitches)

  9. (Source: grindlebone, via laughbitches)

  10. communistbakery:

    you can see his accent omfg

    (Source: ixue, via laughbitches)


  12. gnarly:

    Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep


    (via zackisontumblr)

  13. sherlockismyholmiee:

    I’m done!

    (Source: taylormarriieee)


  14. So get this


    Does anyone else just get scared at night cause it feels like the beginning of Supernatural so you like start twerking or something else weird so you don’t die because someone would not do that in the first ten minutes?