1. pudus:

    dont ask me about 2009

    (via hotboyproblems)

     
  2. tegan-or-sara:

    me around small children

    (Source: ttonks, via lolsofunny)

     

  3. belaroos:

    5 ways to turn any girl on that ALWAYS work

    1. show her your yugioh cards
    2. show her your yugioh cards
    3. show her your yugioh cards
    4. show her your yugioh cards
    5. if your yugioh cards dont turn her on send her to the shadow realm 

    (via theawkwardmuggle)

     
  4. (Source: neijahlanae, via lolsofunny)

     

  5. meladoodle:

    jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.

    (via legrandjourestpourdemain)

     

  6. ravioligarchy:

    that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

    (via vegimight)

     

  7. fajitastic:

    'do it for the vine'

    image

    (via vegimight)

     
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  9. moosefix:

    moosefix:

    Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

    image

    You are a hero among procrastinators 

    (via pizza)

     

  10. theangryviolinist:

    do re mi fa so done with this semester

    (via xfranklyx)

     

  11. precumming:

    when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

    image

    (Source: precumming, via beyoncevevo)

     

  12. woodmeat:

    pussylipgloss:

    babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

    talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

    (via 0nederland)

     

    1. French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
    2. Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
    3. German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
    4. English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
    5. Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
     

  13. fifty-shadesofgay:

    the bible said Adam and Eve not Ted and Robin

    (via jessicaaday)

     

  14. superdoctorstarkidpotterlock:

    DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

    (via laughbitches)